Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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