i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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