Fine. I'll sleep in my office
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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