I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Floor bacon is actually really good
He shit in the fireplace
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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