So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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