Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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