No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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