He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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