Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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