You're so nebulous sometimes
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
