woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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