ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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