Betty ford says i'm here all night
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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