Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
high people should be assigned attendants
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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