you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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