There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
