I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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