apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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