she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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