He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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