Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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