Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Four minutes until I can fart!
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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