You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
did you just send me my own nude
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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