PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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