sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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