what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
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I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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