you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
