I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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