I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
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I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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