I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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