i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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