quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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