dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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