Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
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I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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