Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
its not stalking. its research.
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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