Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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