She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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