i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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