The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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