There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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