He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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