Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
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Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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