i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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