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garbage dick
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you win
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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