do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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