Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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