How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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