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walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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