Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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