you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
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Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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