1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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