I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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