Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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