Plan B is the new Plan A
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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